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{Eve Beats Duck}Duck is suddenly awoken from his peaceful nightmarish sleep by a sudden tugging. He grabbs at the covers of his bed in vain as he is sucked towards a magical portal that had appeared in his room. Duck quickly loses his grip and is consumed by the portal.
The peaceful night in Ponyville was disturbed as the sky ripped open in the middle of town square. A blue Alicorn then came tumbling through, screaming in terror, and landed flat with his face in the towns fountain.
"Oh, what in the-"
"Welcome" Duck was interrupted by a voice from the shadows. "I've been waiting for you."
"Wh- Who are you?" Duck squints into the darkness unable to see the dark figure.
A bright flash blinds Duck as the mysterious figures body lights up, a magical radiance from her white coat filling the entire square. Her ethereal gold mane billowing out behind her as if blown by an imaginary wind. "I don't believe we've met. I am Eve." Her horn lights up and a large rod of steel appears in a flash. "I'm probably the only one who could ever do this." With a flick of her horn the rod goes careening towards Ducks face.
Duck ducks left just as the rod passes his head, impaling itself in the fountain. "You'll have to catch me first!" Duck lights his horn and quickly prepares a spell to transport away. He attempts to focus hie energy but find it slipping away as if sapped by an unknown force.
Eve chuckles to herself, "You can't escape. All reality is at my beck and call." With a shudder the rod dislodges itself from the fountain and resumes its onslaught.
Duck quickly turns tale and gallops towards the nearest exit, but is blocked by an invisible barrier. He turns back to see the rod heading his way. It has now oriented itself into the perfect striking pose. Duck backs up against the barrier and braces for the inevitable.
The rod makes contact with a loud crack. The force field shatters instantly and Duck is sent flying back several feet.
Lying in a pool of his own blood and teeth, Ducks one good eye widens as he sees the rod coming in for a second blow. Beating sounds echo through Ponyville for the rest of the night, although nopony would ever hear them.
Early the next morning Pinkie Pie was making the daily, rounds delivering party invitations when she noticed a crippled bundle lying in the corner amongst the trash.
Curious, she approached the bundle and once closer she is able to identify it as a horribly disfigured and maimed pony. "Oh my" Pinkie gasped. She rushes over to the injured pony.
"H, help m- m-", Duck weakly starts to whisper before he is silenced by Pinkie.
"Shh", she stokes Ducks blood caked mane with a hoof and whispers into his ear, "I know just what I- er you need." Pinkie Pie pulls out a roll of duck tape from her basket and tapes Ducks mouth shut. Then, checking that nopony is watching, she picks Duck up and carries him back towards Sugar Cube Corner. She heads round to the back and lays Duck down against the wall.
"Now you just wait here." Pinkie Pie looks around to make sure nopony is watching then steps over to a hatch leading into the cellar. She flips the door open and kicks Duck inside the immediately slams the hatch closed again.
A sly smile spreads across Pinkies face as her mane falls limp.
At last. It's been so long since I've had any fun. I can finally break out good ol' Betsy.
Pinkamena pulls out a large knife, it's jagged blade rusted and patched with red stains. She runs the sharp blade along her tongue feeling the comforting sensation of metal on living flesh.
"Time to make some cupcakes."
The peaceful night in Ponyville was disturbed as the sky ripped open in the middle of town square. A blue Alicorn then came tumbling through, screaming in terror, and landed flat with his face in the towns fountain.
"Oh, what in the-"
"Welcome" Duck was interrupted by a voice from the shadows. "I've been waiting for you."
"Wh- Who are you?" Duck squints into the darkness unable to see the dark figure.
A bright flash blinds Duck as the mysterious figures body lights up, a magical radiance from her white coat filling the entire square. Her ethereal gold mane billowing out behind her as if blown by an imaginary wind. "I don't believe we've met. I am Eve." Her horn lights up and a large rod of steel appears in a flash. "I'm probably the only one who could ever do this." With a flick of her horn the rod goes careening towards Ducks face.
Duck ducks left just as the rod passes his head, impaling itself in the fountain. "You'll have to catch me first!" Duck lights his horn and quickly prepares a spell to transport away. He attempts to focus hie energy but find it slipping away as if sapped by an unknown force.
Eve chuckles to herself, "You can't escape. All reality is at my beck and call." With a shudder the rod dislodges itself from the fountain and resumes its onslaught.
Duck quickly turns tale and gallops towards the nearest exit, but is blocked by an invisible barrier. He turns back to see the rod heading his way. It has now oriented itself into the perfect striking pose. Duck backs up against the barrier and braces for the inevitable.
The rod makes contact with a loud crack. The force field shatters instantly and Duck is sent flying back several feet.
Lying in a pool of his own blood and teeth, Ducks one good eye widens as he sees the rod coming in for a second blow. Beating sounds echo through Ponyville for the rest of the night, although nopony would ever hear them.
Early the next morning Pinkie Pie was making the daily, rounds delivering party invitations when she noticed a crippled bundle lying in the corner amongst the trash.
Curious, she approached the bundle and once closer she is able to identify it as a horribly disfigured and maimed pony. "Oh my" Pinkie gasped. She rushes over to the injured pony.
"H, help m- m-", Duck weakly starts to whisper before he is silenced by Pinkie.
"Shh", she stokes Ducks blood caked mane with a hoof and whispers into his ear, "I know just what I- er you need." Pinkie Pie pulls out a roll of duck tape from her basket and tapes Ducks mouth shut. Then, checking that nopony is watching, she picks Duck up and carries him back towards Sugar Cube Corner. She heads round to the back and lays Duck down against the wall.
"Now you just wait here." Pinkie Pie looks around to make sure nopony is watching then steps over to a hatch leading into the cellar. She flips the door open and kicks Duck inside the immediately slams the hatch closed again.
A sly smile spreads across Pinkies face as her mane falls limp.
At last. It's been so long since I've had any fun. I can finally break out good ol' Betsy.
Pinkamena pulls out a large knife, it's jagged blade rusted and patched with red stains. She runs the sharp blade along her tongue feeling the comforting sensation of metal on living flesh.
"Time to make some cupcakes."
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